Nausea

Kind of like the old Far Side cartoons about what Cats and Dogs hear when you talk to them, this is what I hear when Obama speaks:

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me - ad infinitum

So, after a couple of minutes I moved onto something more interesting and significant - watching the grass grow. Nothing personal Mr. Obama but life is too short. Why don't you record one of your speeches or the speech of any other liberal bloviater and learn to lip sync to it, then you can just stand there and move your mouth - no Teleprompter needed. Better yet, get an Obama dummy and just stand it up in front of the audience and you can stay home and watch Basketball.