It's Going to be a Long Summer!

From the "Department of Gee, I Didn't See That Coming, Well Duh": Reports: N. Korea Prepares Long-Range Missile

"If North Korea turns its back on dialogue and peace and dares to carry out military threats and provocations, the Republic of Korea will never tolerate that," Lee said in his regular radio address. "I want to make clear that there won't be any compromise on things that threaten our nation's security."

Now let's contrast that with what the Obama will probably say:

"Uh, how come this damn Teleprompter aint' working - Uh, well, Uh, as I have said before, Uh, we are going to ask, uh, damn Teleprompter is making me look bad, Uh - who gave it the week off anyway? Uh, as I have said before, I have furrowed my brows more deeply than before, Uh, someone call Hillary, this is her mess, I have an ACORN board meeting at 1 o'clock, Uh to discuss giving them more taxpayer money - crap, did I say that out loud? Uhhhh, well heck, the press will overlook it, anyway as I have said we will beg the UN to act really, really tough. Someone send Kim Jong Il some chocolate and tell him to Uhhhh, chill out. Dammit, where's Hillary when you need someone to do something, Uh"