the Obama Gladly Accepts the Nobel Prize for Clowns and Meaning Well

I thought that I might give you a few excerpts from the Obama's speech accepting the Nobel Clown Prize:

I the great one, the Messiah, the Obama, gladly accept this prize on behalf of my ego. This prize means as much to me as the prize I won in 6th grade for just showing up at a little-league baseball team even though I was not on the team and did not play. I did show up, though. I know that I have accomplished nothing and that the world is less safe than it was before I took over the White House, but I have the audacity to blame that all on the former president ... Bush. I see this prize as a call to give more speeches that say nothing but do give hope to terrorists around the world that they one day rule us all. I will do all I can to insure that Iran and North Korea continue their weapons development and to help them join the nuclear world. When I said in my much derided babble to the security council that I wanted I nuclear weapons free world, I meant that, I want everyone that hates us to have free nuclear weapons. Only when those countries that hate us have weapons of mass destruction will they be able to settle the score with the great demon of the west, the US, which I hate - death to the infidel Americans. Thank you. I plan on using the money to help ACORN get my cronies out of Chicago before the weapons fall. Honk, Honk!